AISubs v3.7
- You said you didn't like it! - I said I didn't like it!
- Yes!
We've been using the word "taxi" like crazy, but...
- Yeah. - You know...
I want you to remember one thing.
It's expensive!
I didn't know, but apparently it's expensive.
- You knew it, so you were afraid of it yourself. - No...
I started riding it when I realized it, and I stopped thinking about the price.
I didn't think, "Wow, it's expensive!" while riding it.
If I keep riding it without knowing it, how much money will I lose?
We thought it'd be good to remember,
- so we're going to learn about the taxis. - Yes.
- We'll split up into two teams and get into each taxi. - Yes.
Each taxi has its own meter,
and we'll decide how much we have to pay when we get off.
- But this time, it's different. - Yes.
- First, we assume we don't have any money. - Yes.
This time, it's a zero-yen start.
- If you don't have money, you can't ride it. - Yes.
The way you can increase your savings is...
- you can only pay for the amount of food you eat. - Yes.
For example, if you eat one thousand yen worth of food, you can save a thousand yen.
- Then you can go beyond a thousand yen. - Yes.
But if you go beyond a thousand yen, you'll be arrested by an unmanned vehicle.
- So you have to increase your money before that. - Yes.
That means you have to eat.
We'll do this repeatedly, and see which team goes first...
- from where this Okazaki Castle is to Nagoya Castle. - Yes.
- It's a battle. - Yes.
If you don't have money to ride a taxi, you can't eat.
- That's right! - Yes.
- It's a matter of intuition, so it can't be helped. - That's right.
We're at zero yen now, so we can only eat in Tohosu.
- Yes. - Yes.
- We'll make our own savings and move within that range. - Yes.
Is it okay for you to eat a lot of food in one restaurant and go to Nagoya Castle?
Well, I don't deny eating a lot of food...
but if the price is too high, it's unfair.
I don't know why it's unfair.
- You can't eat yakiniku and sushi. - Oh!
If you do that, you won't get a super high-class meal.
- So it's okay for you to eat a lot of food in one restaurant? - Well, that's fine.
- It's fine if you eat a lot of food. - It's fine if you eat 10 bowls of beef bowl.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
While we're staying here, we'll go eat.
- The moment you tell us to stay here, the price goes up, right? - Yes, it goes up with time.
We want to stay here as little as possible, right?
- We're a smart team. - Yes, we're efficient.
- We're smart. - Today's topic is...
- idiots and other things. - What?
Idiots?
Yes, we eat a lot of food.
We win with our power.
Anyway, we'll say goodbye now.
Let's meet in Nagoya Castle.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Ready...
Go!
This time, we'll eat only drinks and fish.
We went to Okazaki Castle like this.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Shopping mall?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Is it closed?
We're in trouble.
We're in a hurry.
The shopkeeper stopped running.
No, we're not.
What should we do?
So...
Grand Hotel doesn't have curry.
Let's eat curry and come back.
Okazaki Castle doesn't have curry.
Is there a trick to say goodbye?
I don't think so.
We can't look it up.
Right.
Hey, guys.
We're back.
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
We didn't do it!
Isn't it the same?
We didn't do it!
Oh, it's here.
Oh, how is it?
Oh, it's here.
Wow, it's big!
It's a rainbow!
It's energetic!
It's expensive. It's expensive.
There are many things that are popular while saying that they are expensive.
That's right.
Our strategy is to go to Okazaki while there are many Okazaki Michelin restaurants around Okazaki City.
Let's go to Okazaki now.
I'm sure of it.
I'd like to use the highway.
I'll eat it in one shot.
A lunch box for 3,500 yen.
I'd like a curry rice bowl.
Can I call you "beef sushi curry"?
What?
Isn't it "san"?
No, I'll call you "beef sushi curry".
Wait, what's "san"?
You should eat it first and digest it later.
But, it's strong.
I'd like a lunch box for 3,500 yen.
And a hot chocolate plate.
Isn't it already over?
Yeah.
I'll eat "beef sushi curry" first.
"Beef sushi curry" is 1,300 yen including salad and dessert.
Okay, let's combine them.
It's one.
You're stupid.
I'll enjoy it.
It's good.
This kind of simple curry is good.
He's eating curry.
He's licking it.
It's only 5,000 yen, isn't it?
He's licking it a lot.
A smart guy is stupid at thinking.
I'm the smartest one.
Look at me.
He's in a smart team and he's so smart.
He's stupid.
I see.
It's a good balance of eating and sleeping.
But, he's stupid, too.
I'm the smartest one at thinking.
This is curry and salad.
It's heavy because all of them are for me.
Gochisousamadesita.
You ate a lot.
Isn't it easy?
It's 5,000 yen now.
5,000 yen is not that bad, isn't it?
From now on, we will go to an eel shop.
We have been waiting for an eel shop for a long time.
Actually, we have been waiting for an eel shop for a long time.
We may be arrested while we are waiting for an eel shop for a long time.
It has just begun.
The first ride is 720 yen.
No, it's just begun.
Oh!
600 yen.
We can go up to 4,850 yen.
However, we don't want to do that.
We want to earn more money at an eel shop nearby.
If we say 30,000 yen, we can afford it, right?
It's wonderful.
I'm sorry.
Please prepare this too.
She seems to be good at acting.
She is very good at acting.
If you have any restaurants you want me to go, please contact me.
Is tempura strong?
I wonder if it goes well with udon.
It's delicious.
There is also dinner here.
I was hit by a five-minute winter wind.
Is it normal?
It's normal.
But it's important.
Can I run the engine with all the udon I have now?
How much gasoline does it consume?
As a taxi.
Don't talk about making me use your head in this situation.
I was going to say something that went well with the plan.
I thought you were going to ignore me.
We have been eating for 12 hours and 30 minutes.
I think it's realistic.
We have been eating for about 15 minutes.
We have been eating for about 1 hour and 20 minutes.
We eat too much.
No matter how much we eat, it's a long time.
We eat too much.
But we are eating more than we thought.
This is the last one.
I should have taken a mint.
You took a mint.
It's a mint with the same harmony.
You took a mint with the same harmony.
Thank you for the meal.
This is big.
We ate a lot of this.
Please be careful.
We can get 15,000 yen worth of gasoline.
That's right.
They don't have enough money now.
They are eating together and crying because they are full.
You are stupid.
13 hours and 34 minutes.
Thank you for your cooperation.
By the way, it takes 1 hour and 29 minutes to go down the road.
However, we can't eat all of this.
But we can eat as much as we can when we run out of gasoline.
That's right.
I'm full.
The first seaweed is 600 yen.
Half of the fondant chocolate is gone.
We are eating a lot of this.
I think they are eating somewhere.
The sky is blue.
It doesn't matter.
Is it a spider?
It's not.
The top is a spider and the bottom is an eel shop.
If you come out with a stingy face, it's definitely OK.
I'd like to go to an eel bowl, but it's 5,000 yen here.
If you think about the efficiency this time, you don't need rice, do you?
Yes.
It's a strange order, but four long-grilled eels and four white-grilled eels.
It looks delicious.
I'll have a drink.
It's the best.
It's good.
Two-layered eel is delicious, isn't it?
It's the best.
But the cable is amazing.
Don't do this.
Eels are luxurious goods, so it may be difficult.
You should eat them one by one.
You're right.
There were a lot of eels.
I was eating eels.
When you're hungry, you eat a lot of food, so you think you can eat a lot of food, don't you?
Yes.
You can eat two bowls of rice.
You're responsible for it.
What?
You can eat two bowls of rice.
Of course.
One bowl of rice is a standard.
What do you mean by efficiency?
It's a standard.
I don't want people like you to stand in front of me.
I'm worried about you, too.
We've been arrested.
That's crazy.
Anyway...
This is it.
I was eating it just for fun.
You're saying weird things.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Thank you for the meal.
Arrested for more than 4,850 yen.
Wow, 4,850 yen.
- That was close! - Wow!
- We had 650 yen left. - That was close!
- Wow! - We barely won!
- We barely won!
- Really? - That was close. Yumemaru and Ryo...
- ate a little of my portion. - That's true.
- That was really close. - If we had done that illegally, we would have been in trouble.
- I'm looking forward to your payment. - Yes, yes.
- It's 28,100 yen. - Oh!
- Oh!
- You ate it! - We can do it, right?
- We can do it. - We can do it.
What should we do? Stop by a convenience store...
buy a uniform...
Is it okay for us to wear uniforms in a taxi?
- Oh, it's okay. - Oh, it's okay?
Should we eat while we go?
Should we stop by because we want to eat?
- Something like that? - Well, it's true that we want some leeway.
- We can ride for 32,950 yen. - Oh!
- We can do it! - We can do it!
- I'm sorry, but we can do it. - Yes.
- So we bought a convenience store. - Yes.
- Do you have it in Roppongi now? - That's right.
- Let's each buy a beignet. - Huh?
- Beignet.
- Beignet and...
- Isn't that a seasonal item? - Lafrance.
- Oh!
- No need for beignet. - No need for beignet.
- I also bought a mango. - Yes.
- These five items are 3,700 yen. - Really?
- It's expensive. - It's expensive, isn't it?
- 32,590 yen plus... - 3,700 yen.
- 36,290 yen. - Yes.
- If this driver doesn't have an accident or something like that... - Hahaha!
- I'm sure we'll be fine. - We'll go now.
- Then, should we use the highway as it is and aim for Nagoya Castle? - Yes.
I'd like to aim for Nagoya Castle.
(Nagoya Castle)
I'm back at 8,790 yen.
- Midoriku, Odaka-cho. It's already Nagoya. - It's Nagoya.
- We're already there. - We're already above Meinikan.
- We still have 15,000 yen left. - Yes.
- We still have about 5,000 yen left. - Yes.
- 14:20. - 90 yen in 1 minute and 35 seconds.
Based on what we calculated earlier, it's about 1,700 yen in 30 minutes.
- Then, if you wait for 3 minutes, you'll lose 180 yen, right? - What are you going to do in 3 minutes?
- What? - I'm not going to eat anything in 3 minutes, but I'm just wondering if you can give me 3 minutes.
- I'm going to earn 180 yen and register for a ride. - No! Don't register in front of me!
- Register for a ride, okay? - Don't register in front of me!
- Well, it's about time for me to become a watch. - But while you register for a ride, why don't you eat something at the convenience store?
- Is that okay with you? - Thank you!
- Please leave the meter as it is. - Yes, please.
- We decided to buy ice cream because we wanted to register for a ride.
- We bought three of these. - And we bought this white horse parfait for 1,605 yen.
- Well, well, well. - But if you don't hurry, you'll lose more and more. - Let's eat at a fast pace!
- And this is a tea set that doesn't matter in price. - What? It's delicious!
- Wow, it's hot! - You're good at it!
- What's that? - You're good at eating!
- It's the same way of standing up as a person. - The camera and the partner are a little tired and it's over.
- I don't know if you'll register for a ride or not, but it's a waste of time to register for a ride in a moment, so I'll register for a ride tomorrow.
- I'll probably register for a ride!
- 16,800 yen and 120 yen.
- Oh, I'm a little far away and I got 170 yen. - Oh, I got a distance bonus!
- I got a distance bonus! - I did it!
- I have about 14 kilometers left to Nagoya Castle. - I have 17,500 yen in cash now.
- I have about 6,000 yen left. - I might have to put gasoline in the middle of something.
- Well, shall we run with this for now? - It's 3 o'clock now.
- I have 7.5 kilometers left. - No, no, no.
- I have 13,200 yen now. - I'm at Ushimaki-ni - kousoku right now.
- I just can't make it. - I can make it with one more song.
- I've been looking for it with all my might, and I thought it was here, and I went in and ate it, and I won.
- Well, it's a prejudice that it's not there. - It's not there!
- When I woke up, it was Nagoya Castle there. - Yes, it is.
- Yes. - The total price is 22,630 yen.
- 22,630 yen, yes. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- It's totally clear. - It's totally clear, right? It's clear.
- Thank you very much! - Thank you for paying for it.
- Aichi Prefecture, Tokai Prefecture, for the first time in nine years, we may have moved to Nagoya Castle!
- And since there is no one here, the team Hachiko won! - Yay!
- We were able to move around efficiently! - Yeah, we won because we were sleeping.
- The difference in intelligence comes from how late the other team comes. - That's true.
- We arrived at 3:20. - Yes.
- Shall we wait? - Let's wait.
- Well, whether we can get it for 3,000 yen or not is really tricky. - There really isn't a restaurant.
- We really have to find it. - We really have to find it!
- There really isn't one like this.
- There really isn't one like this on Earth. - There's a candy store.
- There's a candy store and a strawberry store. - There's a candy store!
- Excuse me, please stop here!
- Ah! I can't see anything! - Are you stupid?!
- Don't say "are you stupid?!" - Go, go, go, go!
- He's fast when it comes to candy! - I'm begging you!
- I'll eat it because it's infinite if it's a candy store.
- He said it's infinite if it's a candy store! - How is it?!
- Wow, it's delicious! - What?!
- You have to eat it! - It's a traditional store. - I see.
- You have to eat it! - Then I'll go buy it!
- By the way, I bought it for 1,600 yen at Crickenton Rock. - That's awesome!
- Let's go buy it!
- It's long! And it's cold! Seriously!
Hurry up and do it! It's so cold!
Look! A rabbit with two horns and three horns!
A rabbit!
One for 1,000 yen!
I bought two of them!
Three of them for 1,000 yen, so it's much cheaper than this one!
It's a rabbit! It's cute!
I'll eat it!
It's heavy!
What is this? It's heavy!
The total is 2,900 yen!
You're a genius!
But it's really heavy!
It's heavy!
It's a good product, isn't it?
Go for it!
A rabbit!
The total is 16,080 yen,
so it's 3,000 yen cheaper than where you bought it for 1,000 yen.
Let's go!
It's coming!
17,430 yen.
We can do it!
It's the strongest efficiency.
There's nothing more than this!
We're here!
Is it okay around here?
We're here!
The total is 17,610 yen.
Yes!
Please give me the official price.
16,800 yen!
It's a down payment.
Oh, it's a down payment.
It's a down payment.
It's a shock payment.
It's a down payment.
Thank you!
You ugly footsteps!
What are you doing?
What are you doing here?
Don't cheat!
We're not cheating!
You're kidding me!
That's impossible!
You're cheating!
We're not cheating!
We're not that fast!
Why? Since when?
We did what you said in the opening.
We spent a lot of money and got here by car.
We've been waiting for you for a while.
We arrived at 3:20.
We've been waiting for you for about 25 minutes.
We're registered as thieves!
You're a thief!
We don't need you to register us!
We shouldn't have registered you.
We might not have registered you at that time.
We shouldn't have registered you at all!
What was your strategy?
We ate in the first hotel.
We went to a place we could go.
We thought about it later.
How much did you eat?
15,000 yen.
You ate 15,000 yen and registered us.
Don't say that!
We ate in the first restaurant.
It was 4,850 yen.
Then we ate in Denma Street.
Don't say that!
We ate eight eels.
It was 28,100 yen.
We even paid for a taxi.
Eels!
Eels are expensive!
We even paid for a taxi.
The result was 20,000 yen.
We ate in the first restaurant for 4,850 yen.
If it wasn't for me, it would have been perfect.
Did you feel the height of the taxi?
No, I felt the height of the eel.
Don't you feel relaxed in a taxi?
I think we're crazy.
You're anxious while looking at the meter.
It's natural.
So from now on, we can't ride eels anymore.
[We can't ride eels from now on.]
We can only ride eels when we can't ride eels anymore.
When we can ride eels again, we might have to pay three times as much as we paid before.
Let's be careful and ride eels!
We will come back with another video!
Bye!